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#1 Meadowlark

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Posted 12 February 2020 - 04:27 PM

A German Shepherd, a Labrador retriever, and a cat all die and go to heaven.

 

God is sitting on his throne when they arrive. He asks the German Shepherd, "tell me why I should let you into heaven."

 

The German Shepherd says, "I'm loyal, and I will protect you from any harm."

 

God says, "That's good. You may sit here on my left."

 

Then he asks the Lab, "Tell me why I should let you into heaven."

 

The Lab says, "I'm cheerful and fun. I love to retrieve. If you drop something,I will pick it up and give it to you."

 

God says, "That's good. You may sit here on my right."

 

Then he asks the cat, "Tell me why I should let you into heaven."

 

The cat says, "You're sitting in my chair."


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These are the voyages of the small ship, "Grus Egg".

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#2 Dutchman

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Posted 12 February 2020 - 07:13 PM

There's one more dog that asks to come in, claiming to be bi-lingual.  God says tell me something in your second language. The dog looks at God and says: "Meow"!

 

Bowwow, Dutchman :(


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#3 West Texan

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Posted 12 February 2020 - 09:16 PM

Like your stories. 👍🏻
Those cats! 🐱
After my kids were grown and gone, the now ex and I got a cat. Nice cat, until it came bedtime. Unusual, but this particular one was not in the nocturnal way of life. So, back to the story ....
When it was bed time, she would jump up and get in the middle of us and go to sleep. Not bad, but if you happened to meet in the middle, you got nipped! It was like: I am tired and sleepy, so you two need to roll over and go to sleep also!
To this day, Destiny (my Bengal cat that owns me now) is not allowed in my bedroom at anytime!
And we call animals dumb. 🙄
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#4 Jerrybob

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Posted 13 February 2020 - 10:23 AM

Along those same lines....

 

A cat died and went to heaven. St. Peter said to the cat, "Is there anything I can do to make your stay here better?" The cat said, "I've been sleeping on a cold floor and I'd love a warm pillow to sleep on. St. Peter gave a pillow to the cat, and the cat headed off to bed. Later, some mice came to St. Peter. They wanted roller skates to get around faster so St. Peter gave them their skates and the mice went off. The next evening St. Peter checks in on the cat. "How was your night last night?" The cat said "That pillow you gave me is really nice, but what I like the most about heaven is the Meals on Wheels."


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